The boy comes home one day excited to tell Mommy what he learned....he says, "Mommy, we learned about Hammerham Lincoln today." Mommy giggles and says, "Who is Hammerham?" Boys says in a frustrated tone, "You know, Hammerham Lincoln who lived in a log cabin." So cute!
The girl goes to play tennis with Daddy and tells Daddy to be careful because if the ball hits him in the eye, it will hurt. She goes on, "And if the ball hits you in the "body" (this is what she calls her private parts) then you will turn into a girl body." Oh the logic!!!
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